My name's Ariana, I play piano, trombone, euphonium, and tuba. All you need to know.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
And this:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
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Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
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castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:
when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time
I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something
#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE
OMFG ITS BACK!!
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(via awkwardtrombone)
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(via thetubadude)
The loneliest people are the kindest.The saddest people smile the brightest.The most damaged people are the wisest.are you fucking serious
i am laughing so hard
(via lady-tromboss)
Scientists say the main reason why Pluto is no longer considered a planet is because Holst did not include it in his suite
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YOU’VE UPSET TITS
(via trombone-god)
Based on this post by thebarricadebabe:
http://thebarricadebabe.tumblr.com/post/51054220260/i-think-a-pocket-size-chekov-is-necessary-you
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